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The Weirdest, Most Wonderful, and Downright Wackiest Weed Gifts Available

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Dave Barton
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The Weirdest, Most Wonderful, and Downright Wackiest Weed Gifts Available

Not long now until Santa sets off in his sleigh to deliver all the Christmas cheer we’re longing for – amidst new Covid craziness – !

Although Xmas isn’t supposed to be all about presents, we can’t look away when it comes to the seemingly odd, overtly strange, marijuana-related gifts on offer.

Today, we’re giving you the lowdown on the most leftfield pot souvenirs that you can buy your loved ones this holiday season. Some of these will really divide opinion, but either way, it’s always the thought that counts, right?

Big Lebowski Dream Rug

A truly iconic film, starring the great Jeff Bridges as an unwitting half-baked hero. The film went on to achieve critical acclaim and a genuine cult following. So much so that this Big Lebowski rug is waiting for you at the low low price of about $950. Would it look good in your place?

Stoner Gnomes

Right now, as this piece is typed out, this gift is actually out of stock. That suggests, that they’ve all been purchased. We’re aren’t sure why they’ve been a popular item but if you are looking for a pair of baked gnomes, chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool then get this on the wish list(!)

Frog Themed Grinder

No list would be complete without a gaudy grinder. And while we don’t want to brag, we think you’ll struggle to top this. Complete with fake, um, pretty much everything, a pearlescent color scheme, and a seemingly random frog connection, this has to be the perfect gift for someone… anyone?

Gold Papers

About as close as we’ll ever come to burning money, these gold rolling papers take your joints to the next level. Along with papers, Shine offers a bold bunch of other merchandise and has a pretty cool brand to boot. We just can’t get over the idea of spending 10 bucks on something you’re going to set alight.

Weed Seat Covers

Depending on where in the world you live, these might be really helpful if you like getting pulled over by the local authorities. They definitely don’t give probable cause but they’ll turn heads no matter what road you find yourself on.

Squid Bong
I mean it sounds cool. Novelty bongs are nothing new and we aren’t going to pretend that this is the wackiest there has ever been. But if you unwrapped this on Christmas morning would it be a genuine smile or would you be hoping it came with a receipt?

NSFW Incense Burner

It’s in the title, so don’t blame us if you clicked on that at work. A lot of smokers find incense a nice accompaniment to a relaxing puff, so it comes as no surprise that there is a market out there for burners and trays which meet the needs of even the most discerning collector. It’s ready for pre-order so maybe Christmas 2022.

Toilet Pipe

Not the kind of pipe some people might think of but we reckon this is actually a stone-cold stocking filler. Sheer novelty value alone, even if it gets no use this still has a place in any stoner’s side drawer.

Had any bizarre smoker gifts in the past? It’s ok, you can talk to us, thermidorks!

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Dave Barton
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