The amazing things that growers can accomplish when it comes to bud strength consistently blow us away.
Our hats go off to YOU, the cultivators who strive to put us on our asses after just a few puffs. Never stop fighting the good fight.
*Salutes*
Grab your partner and get ready to hit this humdinger. An indica-dominant hybrid, this dancing queen is set for take off, with common THC readings of 30% – Holy Smokes! Long and tall as it grows, it’ll flower in around 70 days which is great for those with the room.
Because of its hybrid roots – and even with enough power to give Grayskull a run for its money – this fan favorite is balanced enough to relax the body and stimulate the mind and get you to really appreciate your couch for a little longer.
At somewhere between 31% and 33% THC this is certainly not one for the road. Built for lounging by the pool (or pond), The Toad abides. You might even be surprised by its roots though. The spawn of Chemdawg OG and Girl Scout Cookies, this critter barely has any trace of CBD – so expect a serious high.
Whether or not this strain is named after the fantastic Hypnotoad from Futurama, we know this much – if you smoke it you’ll be well under its spell.
Do you smell that? Well, you’ll know when you do because this glorious offshoot of Purple Punch and Clementine has some of the most pungent citrus tangs going. The flower is to die for and has surprisingly high yield for something with highs of 30% THC.
If you read the reviews from growers and smokers, you’ll notice a common theme – they just LOVE the Evo. With widespread consensus, this sits firmly in the centre of the venn diagram between smoker, stoner, grower, and enthusiast.
Finishing our race to the line is the strongest pick from this month's list and if this doesn't rev your engine - not a lot will. A truly staggering 35% THC means that if you do get a chance to puff on its positively powerful nugs, you’ll pretty much be running on jet fuel.
It’s super rare, so you’re unlikely to find it at your local dispensary, but budtenders with a keen eye for quality may well have a stash hidden away somewhere. Good for an afternoon cruise through your thoughts, we simply can’t drive any more puns into this brief synopsis of such a beautiful bud.
What else are we missing? Know any other strains that should make our lists? Drop us a line – what’s happening, thermidorks?
